Very Important Message - I'm not here to meet ANYONE!! My sole reason for being here is to write entertaining diary entries and, judging from the very positive feedback I have received, many of you are enjoying them immensely. However, although I'm not here to meet anyone (second time I've said that), I still enjoy flirtatious banter with handsome witty men (not boys). Pictures of c*cks have their place, so...
Come say hello I don't bite. well maybe I do..
Would love to meet someone nice.
Just some things I don't do before you get in touch I don't do hotels, won't meet you after chatting for 5 minutes, I don't do one nite stands and I am not into couples, swingers parties, orgies or dogging or rimming a big Ewwwwwwwww to that one!!!!! I am not a slag or...
First off NO winks. They do not appeal to me. Words seduce me!
I am a fiery passionate woman with a lust for life.
Never tire of sexy intelligent men.
Size 16 should be a 12 to 14. Working on that!
I am married and looking for an affair with a handsome and intelligent man 39 to 50 years old.
You will have to be armed with a sharp wit...
*I do not text speak, so don't message me if you are unable to construct a sentence.*
First off PLEASE READ before contacting me. ALSO I am on a married dating site not any other site.
NO winks please.
They do not appeal.
"Nice tits" or "Can I suck on your nipples?" isn't going to grab my attention.
Haven't you ever seen breasts?!
DO NOT CALL ME BABE or use...
First off PLEASE READ before contacting me. ALSO I am on a married dating site.
NO winks please. They do not appeal to me at all and I will block your ass.
"Nice tits" or "Can I suck on your nipples?" isn't going to grab my attention.
Haven't you seen breasts before?!
I am a fiery passionate woman with a lust for life and sex. A high sex drive and...
i am unhapply married with no sex in my life I am a hot horny woman with a voracious sexual appetite love to experiment in the bedroom.
i love kisses and cuddles , I love oral
i like to be safe became friends with benefits with no strings attached
I would like someone i can trust and can be honest with me and no time wasters to be very discreet...
Hi all,
looking for an older (40+) dominant man, who can be dominant out of the bedroom aswell as in it ,who prefers a younger female, hopefully for regular discreet meets.
Please be aware that I'm unable to do daytime meets, nor do I want to start anything only to find that it is difficult for you to get away from home or that your time is restricted.
those just...
Music lover, fashion girl. What I lack in social skills I make up with wit. Also, I'm fat. I'm talking size 16/18 - please don't message to say I look smaller, it's called good angles and I will just ignore it. Not a fan of cock shots, unsolicited erotic fiction and bad grammar. I do like assertive people and even more those who can hold a conversation. Not looking for...
I wonder how many profiles are like the examples given? I know that mine is certainly not up to that standard: my body is hardly a temple, more like a bouncy castle; and these days my wildest fantasies tend to involve someone else clearing out the chickens, lol. So why am I on here? Because I enjoy the banter that you only get between a man and a woman, and...
Hi, well I'm not sure if this is the right site for me - I'm certainly not looking for casual sex, more a casual relationship. It's not all about sex for me, though that is one aspect, but I'd like a friend to chat to and laugh with - nothing too serious. A little about me - I'm short and a larger lady at a size 16, mid length brown...